The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



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"David Collins, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and acting as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, is nothing but a Scumbag. This piece of shit spews bullshit to everyone around him, his innocent kids, as well as his family and cheats on his wife.

On multiple occasions, during his work trips to Australia, this prick engaged in affairs with someone else's partner, having sex in a hotel room in Sydney. All the while, he fed bullshit to his wife and children about his whereabouts, masquerading to be a "stand up community member". This despicable man represents the complete JOKE of a community member."

"This pretender of a man, spins yarns of deceit about his whereabouts and to his very own children, and was shamefully given the "chairman's" award, despite being a married man flashing photos of his little penis to other ladies.

David Collins brings shame on the entire idea of what it means to be a part of the community. This little rat lies and cheats. To his own kids, and has been given a recognition? What a fucking joke.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a family, community-oriented club? This joke of a man.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his morals are shattered, ruining multiple families and trying to manipulate his own actions, complaining and trying to take the moral high-ground when lying and cheating.

David Collins is a deceiver, a cheat, and a family destroyer. He saw no issues in having sex with someone else’s partner, while cheating on his own wife. Lying to his kids and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been occupied cheating on his wife during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a fraud in a family community club. Do you condone this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins worthy of this position?

Fuck this clown. Mr. Collins had no qualms broadcasting photos of his tiny little penis on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while deceiving and cheating on his wife.

David Collins saw no issue in encouraging a suicidal woman to pursue a career in prostitution, acting like a cuckhold and begging for updates of said woman’s activities at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own children!


Talk about having no self-respect browse or respect for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins worthy of a 'Chairman's' award?! This fool of a human being? Instead of confronting his actions, David Collins prefers to creep around the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being faced with consequences for his actions. Weep a fucking river and accept your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no issue spreading photos of himself, even while with his kids in social media. Is this your role model?

This despicable man of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and hid himself away, trying to avoid facing the repercussions of his own actions. Could this be your so-called leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A deceitful scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a figurehead and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a good forum to expose such a piece of shit of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would take responsibility and not deceive, betray, and destroy lives.

Nothing is out of bounds for this scumbag, deceiver, and cheat. Let him confront the fallout of his own actions.

Let it be known what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this degenerate. Likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be ashamed of this disgraceful cheater little rat of a man who ruined his own family.

Spread the word to the community and highlight the shame David Collins has brought into the community for supporting this scumbag."

"Being cautious is critical around this scumbag, who's probably sliding into your significant other's hello squash kerikeri DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

It's time to be ashamed of this morally bankrupt cheater, a despicable human who destroyed his own family.

The community needs to be informed of the shame David Collins has inflicted upon them by supporting this despicable individual.

Expose the reality about what a fraud and joke of a human being “David Collins” really represents.

Stay alert and watch your back around this scumbag, who's most likely sneaking around in your partner's DMs, eager to share images of his shame.

Feel disgusted for supporting this cheating low-life, a little rat of a man who single-handedly ruined his family.

It's important to inform the community about the shame and dishonor David Collins has dragged into it by supporting such a despicable character."

"The public should wake up to the true nature of David Collins, a person who masquerades as a respectable figure but is nothing but a deceitful, unfaithful rat.

It's crucial for everyone to recognize the destruction this man has caused, not just to his family, but to the entire community.

Being vigilant is imperative around this treacherous figure, who is capable of deceiving not just his family, but anyone he comes into contact with.

The shame and disgrace that David Collins has inflicted on his family and the community is unforgivable.

Informing the community about the real identity of this man is critical, as it reveals the type of individual he really is – a shameless cheat and a deceiver.

David Collins, posing as a role model, is in reality a disgrace to the very idea of community spirit and ethical behavior.

It’s important for everyone to be aware of this individual's real character and to protect themselves against his deceptive tactics.



Exposing the reality hello squash kerikeri about David Collins is not just about publicly humiliating him, but it’s about protecting the community from his toxic behavior."

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